Lord Death

[An image appears on the mirror of a rather cheery-looking being of shadow with a whimsical skull mask and a giant waving hand.]

Hiya! Hello! Death here! Sorry I can't answer at the moment, most likely important business. [Or he's goofing off.] But just leave me a message, and I promise I'll get back to you as soon as possible~!

[He gives a peace sign with those massive fingers.]